Friday, March 25, 2011

NOLA 2011: The Spring Break of a Lifetime – Day 6

For those of you who don’t know, I just spent my spring break in New Orleans, LA enjoying Bourbon Street and doing local service projects. I went with a group of 39 people from the WSU Center for Civic Engagement, most of whom I did not know entering the trip. We spent 5 days and 5 nights in the French Quarter and witnessed everything from the still-damaged Lower 9th Ward, to a St. Patrick’s Day Parade, to a beach in Mississippi, to the crazy nightlife on Bourbon Street.

If only this blog entry could do the trip justice…It was undoubtedly the best trip of my life, and I am already missing the people, parties, weather, food and general culture that we encountered down there. Honestly, if anyone has not gotten the chance to experience New Orleans yet, I highly recommend spending a few days down there. (Upcoming: New Orleans Jazz Fest – look it up!) Here is my recap of the trip:

Friday, March 18, 2011:

On Friday, we were supposed to have a “coast clean-up” project in Mississippi. Well, we still went to the coast, just didn’t do much cleaning. We drove about an hour to a beach in Waveland, Mississippi (just outside of Port St. Louis) and soaked in some rays and chilled in the water for a few hours. It was very relaxing after a long week of working and partying. We spent a long time in a big group chatting in the warm, ankle-deep water and took naps under the Southern sun. After a couple hours, we decided to go to lunch downtown.


Beach in Mississippi!


Marina, our trip leader and van driver, was craving some real Southern BBQ, so we headed in that direction. We found a little drive thru diner called BB’s BBQ. We got the rib plates that came with two sides. Mine had baked beans and cole slaw and of course, a biscuit! The meal was unbelievable. I’m almost willing to book a flight to NOLA right now and get some more…and the coolest part of the whole meal was the real down-home Southern hospitality we received.

We spent a good 30 minutes just talking to one of the cooks (Brett, I believe?) who was really digging Maggie! ;) Anyway, like I said, the food was amazingly delicious and we had really nice service from everyone there. The servers were great, and Brett spent a good chunk of time explaining how Hurricane Katrina affected him. He told us a story about how water was so high on his house that it busted through his second story window and carried his surfboard out to sea.

After a little more time at the beach, we drove back into New Orleans and did a driving tour of the Lower 9th Ward. For the time we had, it was a very emotional, effective tour. We saw tons of houses that looked like they were about to fall over or implode. A bunch of them were boarded up and “X’d out.” I wish we could have gotten out of the car and talked to the people around the neighborhoods but it was too dangerous. But, if I do get the chance, I’d love to go back and interview people and do some service projects in the Lower 9th. It was strange because the Garden District is literally across the street and it is full of mansions and fancy yards. Still, the short trek into the Lower 9th really gave us a good idea of what Hurricane Katrina did to the area, even 6 years later. It was pretty emotional, just seeing the damage that was done and the potential for destruction that can come out of nowhere and just ruin a person’s life.

Lower 9th Ward house.


After the Lower 9th tour, we just all started getting packed up because the Spokane group had to meet in the lobby at 6:30 in the morning. Most people hit the sack afterwards to make sure they would wake up on time. Bryan, Tim and I had different ideas. Our mindset was: This is our last night in New Orleans for who knows how long…let’s go crazy. So, we took on Bourbon Street again.

First of all, we realized this was our first real weekend night on Bourbon Street. And it was insane! We could hardly move down the street, and there were multitudes of attractive Southern women everywhere! We thought the night was going to be a bust at first because everyone else had gone to bed. But, we stayed out all night (yes, past the 3 a.m. curfew – sorry, Charlie!) hitting the bars and the balconies. One balcony in particular we spent a good two hours at and met a girl who was doing a bachelorette party. I got one of those cool plastic microphones from someone, that when you talk into it, the sound echoes out. So we were yelling at people down on the street with it and throwing beads and sipping fishbowls at will.

We also saw a fight in which, to be blunt, one drunk guy knocked another drunk guy to the ground (you could hear the nose crack from the balcony) and his face was covered in blood. When the knocked-out drunk stood back up, the knock-out drunk took his belt off and began swinging it like a club. When he got pulled apart from the guy he was fighting, he waved his penis in victory at him and stormed away. It was…interesting.

Then when we were leaving the bar around 4:30, we ran into a couple new friends: Sarah and Olivia. They were 41 and 38 years old, respectively, but to be honest they looked to be 30 at the most. Their husbands were at the bar, and they didn’t seem to care that their wives were being very friendly and flirty with three young men. Bryan, Tim and I each had one bead left for the entire trip. When Sarah suggested that we “see Olivia’s chest” to put it nicely, because she had “the best boobs ever,” we were surprised when she obliged. Thrice…one for each bead. (Really, I tried to censor this, but it was really impossible) Let’s just say it was a fitting way to end our trip.


Tim trying to chow down on the huge double cheeseburgers at Daisy Duke's


After that, we hit up Daisy Duke’s for the last time on our trip. We ordered double cheeseburgers, which were basically two steaks surrounded by cheese and buns. Somehow we managed to scarf them down still (it sucked for the rest of the day, trust me). Plus, we got to spend some quality time with our favorite server, Gabriel. After our meal, we went back to the hotel, hung out for about a half hour, and then limped down to the lobby at 6:30. We were all still in our clothes from the night, smelled like Bourbon Street, still a bit drunk and very tired and full of burger. To give a slight example of how bad the situation was, I put my arm around Amy and whispered, “I should’ve showered.” She was not digging that too much, but at least she smartly held her breath.

Wednesday through Friday night, our room alone. Go Cougs!


I’ve never been so uncomfortable, especially on such a busy day, but it was well worth it. We had a fantastic last day and night of our break, and can’t say we ever cut any corners or went easy on Bourbon Street. We represented the Cougs in every way possible. For tomorrow, the last entry, check in for the most ridiculous, uncomfortable, sleep-filled travel day of my life. And of course, general reflections on the trip!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

NOLA 2011: The Spring Break of a Lifetime – Day 5

For those of you who don’t know, I just spent my spring break in New Orleans, LA enjoying Bourbon Street and doing local service projects. I went with a group of 39 people from the WSU Center for Civic Engagement, most of whom I did not know entering the trip. We spent 5 days and 5 nights in the French Quarter and witnessed everything from the still-damaged Lower 9th Ward, to a St. Patrick’s Day Parade, to a beach in Mississippi, to the crazy nightlife on Bourbon Street.

If only this blog entry could do the trip justice…It was undoubtedly the best trip of my life, and I am already missing the people, parties, weather, food and general culture that we encountered down there. Honestly, if anyone has not gotten the chance to experience New Orleans yet, I highly recommend spending a few days down there. (Upcoming: New Orleans Jazz Fest – look it up!) Here is my recap of the trip:

Thursday, March 17, 2011:

Well, we narrowly missed Mardi Gras in New Orleans this year. Not that we could complain about the festivities we got to partake in for St. Patty’s Day! Thursday was completely free of service projects, meetings, and general responsibilities. So, naturally my roommates and I spent the first four hours after waking up, watching the NCAA Tournament games…lame, I know. A bunch of people from the group got up and went to either one of two block parties, and some other people went to the Audubon Aquarium of the Americas! So yes, I was lazy. But it turned out in my favor, as I had tons of energy that proved to be very necessary that night.

Before the trip, most of the group had signed up to go to a fancy dinner at Brennan’s, in the “haunted” red room. It sounded really delicious and fun, but we also signed on for a minimum of about $50 each on the dinner bill. And at this point in the trip, a good chunk of us were not able to afford that any longer. Luckily, an hour before dinner was to start, Charlie texted a few people to let us know we were “off the hook” for dinner. So Bryan, Rafa, Maggie, Amy and I decided to check out the Acme Oyster House for dinner. We got seated faster than we expected and had some pretty good food, and fantastic service. Amy took an oyster shooter (I don’t know how, the thing looked gnarly), and Rafa and Maggie split a huge basket of crab, oysters, shrimp and fries, among other things.

ACME Oyster House!


Anyway, we had a good dinner at the restaurant and then took to Canal Street for the parade! When we got there, a line of little cars (I believe Bryan said they could hit 80 MPH?) was there starting off the parade. We got some more pictures with people holding the Cougar flag, and collected as many beads from the floats as possible! Amy and Maggie got tons of stickers and beads and…underwear? Seriously, they were giving out the strangest things, and each time they had to kiss the old man on the cheek who gave it to them. One of the things I thought was hilarious was that many of the floats had people drinking on them, and so of course they had port-o-potties built on to them!

After the parade, we went to the hotel room and did a little pre-funking before heading down to Bourbon Street when everyone got back from dinner. This was one of my favorite nights of the trip for many reasons. But one of those reasons is because we somehow ended up merging with almost the entire group of WSU students on the trip – something I felt had been missing the entire week. We had a huge group (at least 20 or 25) from WSU parading the streets together, hitting the bars and waving the flag. The fun reached an all-time high.

One of the floats on the Canal St. parade!


Of the crazy things we did that night, here is what I remember the most vividly:

- Amy, Rachel and Katiejo dancing on the bar with the flag. The bar had a sign saying “dance on the bar at your own risk.” To our group, that sounded like an invitation, but apparently the bartender wasn’t happening because he cut them off after about one minute of their dance!

- Kayley taking the flag up on stage with a cover band and dancing through a few songs with the lead singer. Some of the best pictures of the entire trip were taken here. When we got there, they were playing Ozzy, and we stuck around for some other classics, including Green Day.

- Something I failed to mention in yesterday’s blog: we discovered fishbowls! A huge fishbowl with a straw that hung on a lanyard around your neck. They filled it with ice and Hurricane for $10. Refills were only $5 so we hung on to our fishbowls for St. Patty’s Day. Just a couple of those bad boys and your night was rockin!


Fish bowls!


- More Cougar fight songs and Fuck the Huskies chants. We took pictures with the flag with a cop on a horse, firemen who threw up the shocker (if you don’t know…google at your own risk), and tons of random people on balconies!

- Katiejo’s first taste of a grenade! Okay, so it was Bryan’s and she nearly finished it…Katiejo ruled the night on St. Patty’s Day. She busted out the crazy jingly skirt and was not shy to use it. And let’s just say there is a certain girl on Bourbon Street who is very lucky that Bryan and I happened to be standing there when she got angry at Katiejo. Otherwise that chick might be in the hospital still…

- Tons of quality time ourselves on balconies throwing beads and dancing. Spontaneous karaoke occurred far too often as our large group ruled the streets.

- Stephanie bringing a local man to tears because she had a long talk with him in front of the hotel and from what I gathered, was encouraging him and basically making him feel better about whatever was bothering him. It was really amazing and touching, honestly to see her work that magic and have such a strong emotional effect on another human being. That’s why we love Steph. :)

- Another late night dinner at Daisy Duke’s, this time with a bigger and more diverse group of us than usual (can’t wait for the reunion!).

- I’m sure I’m leaving some things out. Some on purpose, some from pure lack of memory, but either way I hope you realize how epic St. Patty’s Day was for everyone in New Orleans! Oh, did I mention tonight was THE best night for pictures? Check it out:

Taylor, Caroline and Chelsea with some random visitors on Bourbon Street


Shayna, myself and Tim being goofy at a bar


Lena, Rafael and Maggie with the flag on Bourbon Street


Representing Wazzu on a balcony


Tim, Stephanie, Marina, Amy, Cailee, Katiejo, Antoinette and some randos with the Cougar flag


Kayley, Cailee, Shayna, Stephanie and Katiejo creating one of my favorite pictures from the week!


Kayley on stage with the cover band singer and Coug flag


It’s sad to think that this was just one week ago. I would absolutely love to go back right now and go through it all again. Forget the lack of sleep and loss of money and getting out of shape and whatever other small complaints I can take out of it; this was already the most legendary trip of my life. And it was sad to think that Thursday was our second-to-last night in NOLA. Tomorrow’s blog: a beach in Mississippi, the best BBQ lunch ever made, the Lower 9th Ward, and a hectic all-nighter!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

NOLA 2011: The Spring Break of a Lifetime – Day 4

For those of you who don’t know, I just spent my spring break in New Orleans, LA enjoying Bourbon Street and doing local service projects. I went with a group of 39 people from the WSU Center for Civic Engagement, most of whom I did not know entering the trip. We spent 5 days and 5 nights in the French Quarter and witnessed everything from the still-damaged Lower 9th Ward, to a St. Patrick’s Day Parade, to a beach in Mississippi, to the crazy nightlife on Bourbon Street.

If only this blog entry could do the trip justice…It was undoubtedly the best trip of my life, and I am already missing the people, parties, weather, food and general culture that we encountered down there. Honestly, if anyone has not gotten the chance to experience New Orleans yet, I highly recommend spending a few days down there. (Upcoming: New Orleans Jazz Fest – look it up!) Here is my recap of the trip:

Wednesday, March 16, 2011:


Wednesday was the most service-oriented day of the trip for me, and I absolutely loved the project. I went with a group of six other people to a house that needed a big pile of dirt moved from the front yard to the side of the house to fortify it. The house was built up on stone stilts for flood protection, and moving the dirt over there was meant to help any rainfall or flooding soak in before it even got under the house. When we arrived, we met the woman who lived in the house. She was a little shy and skeptical at first, but when she warmed up to us she was just a firecracker.

Erin, Antoinette, Sarah, and Reynisha working in the yard!


There was a house across the street with a famous “X” painted on it, that looked uninhabited. The neighborhood in general was pretty nice, including another house across the street that was brand new and huge! It definitely contrasted strangely with the house we were working on. Anyway, we began our work on the house by weeding the garden area in front of her porch and replacing the line of stones she had outlining it with rocks from the Lower 9th, which I thought was a really cool idea.

I was definitely a little bit worried about the project, because we only had a few hours to work and there was a ton to get done. Not only that, but we dug in (no pun intended) to the garden without really knowing what we were doing. As the day went on, like I mentioned, the woman became increasingly friendly with us, and told us about how the water level was so high during Katrina and how she recovered and was so happy to have volunteers helping because she usually did all the work by herself. We met her dogs (Toby in particular stands out!), and she got us pizza at the end of the work day.

Toby!


We moved countless wheelbarrow loads of dirt to the side of the house, almost leveled off the original dirt pile to the level of the lawn, and weed-whacked her overgrown grass to a good level. All in all, the place looked a hundred times better than when we had originally showed up. It felt great to be working out in the warm sun and helping a local resident finish recovering from the disaster. The garden area with the new rocks looks fantastic, and I spent a good amount of time cleaning up her backyard. I moved banana trees that had been cut down and cut up, moved a bird bath and set up a temporary fence.

One heartbreaking aspect of this day for me was having to leave the woman and her house after just a few short hours on the job. When she was told we weren’t able to stay longer, she was very sad about it. She had grown to enjoy our company (and likewise for us!), and was almost begging us to come back on Friday. That is one thing I absolutely would have done. Don’t get me wrong, Friday was an awesome day in itself, but I really thought we could have gone back to her house and finished all the work and spent some more time getting to know her.

Very nice photographer we helped all day!


One other regret I had is not seeing any of her photography. That is what she does for a living; a photographer. From what I saw on this break, I can imagine that she must have captured some unbelievable images, and I was really looking forward to seeing her work, but we never got around to it. This might sound weird, but if I ever go back to New Orleans I would really like to try to find her again and just sit and talk for a little while. She was really an intriguing person! Overall though the service experience we got working at her house was incredible and definitely one of the most memorable aspects of my trip!

After the project, we drove back to the hotel and got ready to do a walking tour of the St. Louis Cathedral, parts of the French Quarter, and a famous cemetery. The cathedral was actually very beautiful (I’m not a religious man, but I can appreciate some good architecture, artwork and history any day!), and the square outside was teeming with local life. We listened to a band playing called the Willow Family Band that I thought was ridiculously good. They gave me a business card because I couldn’t afford a CD at the time, but I plan on checking out their website soon! We spent most of the next couple hours walking through the town, checking out the sights and enjoying the warm sun. Unfortunately, the cemetery we went to was closed already, but we still got to peek in through the gates and those places are just one of a kind in New Orleans. Nothing like the little graveyards you see normally!

That night, Bryan, Lena, Amy, Cailee, Shayna, Stephanie, Kylie and myself went to a restaurant by the Riverwalk that we remembered from the previous night. We had an awesome, hilarious dinner that got our night off to a great start! Stephanie ordered crawdads (crayfish?) and we all tried one...they were interesting, to say the least. Once we figured out to not eat the nasty brown and yellow mushy insides and just strip the tail off, it was much more like shrimp and tasted much better! After dinner, we all went out on Bourbon Street again. We spent a lot of time at a karaoke bar, and Lena and Kylie graced us with a beautiful rendition of…yeah, no chance I can remember the exact song. Sorry girls. :) But this was also the first night we brought out the Cougar flag! I had totally forgotten I stole our house flag off the wall in Pullman and packed it for just such an occasion. We brought it everywhere we went, and waved it up and down Bourbon Street, on the balconies, in the bars, with the bartenders, policemen, hot dog vendors…everyone we could convince to take a picture with us.

One of my favorite pictures of the entire trip: Maggie repping WSU on Bourbon Street


Let me tell you, I have not seen such spontaneous school spirit in a long time. We had a good portion of the group doing the fight song, or yelling “Fuck the Huskies!” up and down Bourbon Street for hours. One of the best moments of the night was when a random blonde girl holding a beer started screaming and jumping up and down when she saw us carrying the flag. “I FUCKING LOVE THE COUGS!” she yelled and gave us each a hug. We found out she was WSU alum, and spent plenty of time taking pictures and videos. She started the patented “Goooooo….Cougssss” chant and hung out with us for a part of the night. One last encounter we had tonight was Bryan meeting the cops that had arrested him on Monday night. He recognized them and approached them to ask about what exactly had happened. But, he was immediately advised to walk away. Let’s just say those guys weren’t the biggest Bryan fans in the world!

This day and night was a little tamer than nights past, but the service project had a great impact on me and we got to spend another awesome night on Bourbon Street, this time representing Cougar pride at all possible places! Tomorrow is St. Patty’s Day in the French Quarter – trust me, you do NOT want to miss that one.

The crew plus a hot dog vendor with the WSU flag. Cougs in NOLA for life

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

NOLA 2011: The Spring Break of a Lifetime – Day 3

For those of you who don’t know, I just spent my spring break in New Orleans, LA enjoying Bourbon Street and doing local service projects. I went with a group of 39 people from the WSU Center for Civic Engagement, most of whom I did not know entering the trip. We spent 5 days and 5 nights in the French Quarter and witnessed everything from the still-damaged Lower 9th Ward, to a St. Patrick’s Day Parade, to a beach in Mississippi, to the crazy nightlife on Bourbon Street.

If only this blog entry could do the trip justice…It was undoubtedly the best trip of my life, and I am already missing the people, parties, weather, food and general culture that we encountered down there. Honestly, if anyone has not gotten the chance to experience New Orleans yet, I highly recommend spending a few days down there. (Upcoming: New Orleans Jazz Fest – look it up!) Here is my recap of the trip:

Tuesday, March 15, 2011:


"Equity" spray-painted outside our meeting point for Project Green Light


Tuesday morning started on a rough note, to say the least. Following our crazy first night, Bryan, Rafael and I were rudely woken a little after the pre-arranged meeting time of 9:30 a.m. by a loud knock on the door. Maggie’s patented knock, followed by “Guys, get up! Charlie’s pissed!” Those last two words are all it took for us to shoot awake and pull on our clothes and brush our teeth in record time. Somehow we had slept through three alarms and everyone was waiting for us in the hotel lobby. We felt terrible as we snuck down there and got into the last van to go to our first service project.

Feeling drowsy and possibly still a bit intoxicated, we drove to Project Green Light, trying to piece together our nights on the way. Bryan complained that he had gotten arrested and put in a medi-van the night before but nobody else could remember it. Then, he reached into his shirt and looked at me with wide eyes as he pulled out two of those little electrode stickers that had been on his chest still from the night before. “Told you!!!” How ridiculous.

Anyway, we finally arrived at Project Green Light and got in groups for a safety briefing. The Green Light representative went over what we were supposed to do, plus safety precautions and the houses we were going to. The goal of Project Green Light is to provide the environmentally-friendly, long-lasting bulbs to people that could not afford them. For those of you who aren’t sure what I’m talking about, they are the fancy, twisted bulbs that you see nowadays. Some people we serviced had been on the waiting list for these bulbs for over five years. The bulbs in themselves are pretty expensive, but if used can cut down energy costs significantly. Our mission: go to three houses and replace all their bulbs (except for dimmer lights – the new bulbs would explode in those sockets) with the green, energy-saving lights.

We had trouble finding our first house and weren’t necessarily in the most friendly-looking area. We found two men on the sidewalk and asked for directions. The man who did the talking was a gigantic specimen. He looked like he was a tight end by his size and sheer strength. He had three teardrops under his left eye (take that as you may), and a noticeable grill, to complement a full head of stringy grey hair. He was intimidating, but extremely friendly and helpful; still another testament to the people of New Orleans. He pointed us in the right direction, and we eventually found the apartment we were looking for.

When we knocked on the door, a very shy, old black woman answered the door and welcomed us into her home. She was very skeptical at first, especially when we told her that the new bulbs were 60-watts, much lower than her previous bulbs. We went to work replacing bulbs in her bedroom, bathroom and living room, and when all was said and done, she was very pleased with the result. We were saving her over $500 a year in energy bills and she could still see at the same clarity she had with her old bulbs! We spent a few minutes chatting with her, and she really warmed up to us as the process went on. We joked with her, and told her about our time so far in the French Quarter, and she told us stories of how she had lost so much in Katrina, including her husband, but had come back and recovered through the will of God. She was absolutely one of the most memorable people I met on the entire trip.

Bryan and Tamara representing Team Tritty Bump, replacing a bulb


The second house we went to didn’t work out because the mother wasn’t home, but we re-scheduled the meeting for a different group of volunteers, so they would still get their light bulbs. Then we moved on to our last house, a small flat in a quiet neighborhood. The woman was waiting out front for us and was not very receptive to what we were doing until we got inside and actually started changing the bulbs. She only had one working bulb in the bathroom, but when I replaced all four above the mirror, it turns out that she just had bum bulbs, so she was very happy she could see in the mirror now. We ended up saving her almost $600 on energy costs per year!

From Project Green Light, we continued on to the all-group swamp tour. Getting there was an adventure in itself, as our very unreliable GPS system kept taking us in loops and on to the wrong freeways. But, our van made it there with a few minutes to spare, likely because of Amber’s NASCAR-worthy peel-out on a U-Turn as we passed by the entrance. We hopped on the boat just in time for it to pull out and start floating down the swamp. We had a very funny tour guide who was really knowledgeable about the area, but kept the mood light with jokes and sarcastic comments about alligators eating passengers. We saw tons of gators and turtles and birds and even got to hold a live baby alligator! After this fun diversion, we were still only halfway done with our day.

One of many gators we saw on the tour


We got back to the hotel and all showered and changed into our fancy pants and dresses for a jazz dinner cruise on the Mississippi. We met at the Riverwalk area by the waterfront and got ready to hop aboard the paddle wheeler. It was pretty fun to get all dressed up and get dinner catered to us for a couple hours. It was relaxing after a long day in the sun. There was a cool little band playing in the dining room of the boat, and we got a really delicious meal (the fish especially, stands out in my mind). After we all ate our fill, wandered the deck, and played a game of B.S., the boat docked again and we retreated back to the hotel for the night. Well, most of us anyway.

Reynisha, Shayna, Stephanie, Amy and Tim on the paddlewheeler


Tuesday was Amy’s 22nd birthday, and apparently she decided that the crazy night before counted as her 22 run, because she and her roommates went home and passed out! But, Bryan, Rafael and I felt we had to celebrate in her honor, so we trekked down to Bourbon Street around 11 p.m. and got a couple grenades, and walked the street looking for a bar to hit. Surprisingly, Tuesday seems to be a dull day in the French Quarter, because there was hardly any action going on downtown. We stayed down there and had a chill night out, drinking in Amy’s honor until around 1:30 a.m. Then we headed back to the hotel and fell asleep to prepare for service project #2, some touristy activities, and much more mischief on Wednesday.

Monday, March 21, 2011

NOLA 2011: The Spring Break of a Lifetime – Day 2

For those of you who don’t know, I just spent my spring break in New Orleans, LA enjoying Bourbon Street and doing local service projects. I went with a group of 39 people from the WSU Center for Civic Engagement, most of whom I did not know entering the trip. We spent 5 days and 5 nights in the French Quarter and witnessed everything from the still-damaged Lower 9th Ward, to a St. Patrick’s Day Parade, to a beach in Mississippi, to the crazy nightlife on Bourbon Street.



If only this blog entry could do the trip justice…It was undoubtedly the best trip of my life, and I am already missing the people, parties, weather, food and general culture that we encountered down there. Honestly, if anyone has not gotten the chance to experience New Orleans yet, I highly recommend spending a few days down there. (Upcoming: New Orleans Jazz Fest – look it up!) Here is my recap of the trip:

Monday, March 14, 2011:

Monday in NOLA, I dub thee: The most ridiculous night of my entire life. Let me pause and post a disclaimer real quick. I’d like to thank all my friends, fellow students and trip leaders for a couple things. First, for making Monday (and the whole trip in general, but specifically Monday) night so…much…fun. And also for helping me piece together the events of the night in order to make this blog worthwhile. It’s tough to do when almost everything after 9:00 p.m. is missing from memory…

Lena, Kylie, Amy, Sarah, Tristan, Bryan, Maggie and Tim on the Ghost Tour with Hurricanes in hand!


Now that I’ve sufficiently reduced my Mom to anger-riddled anxiety (I expect a phone call any minute now), we can begin to recap this wonderful day. First, we all met in the hotel lobby and walked as a group to a park at the waterfront of the Mississippi and did group-building activities. We talked and did games and what not for about an hour. It was definitely fun and helpful, but in all honesty, it was bonding on Bourbon Street and through Project Green Light and all our other activities that was the most useful when it came to getting to know each other. Either way, we were all enjoying the warm sunshine and the sights of the waterfront. We immediately met a couple from Moscow, ID and chatted with them for a bit (the first of many locals and/or Cougs we would meet on our trip).

When the group activities broke, we had our first few hours of reckless exploration ahead of us. A small group of people I was with broke off and headed toward the French Market area for lunch. The place was teeming with people and horse carriages and street artists or musicians. It was apparent very early in this trip that not only would we meet some cool people, but that New Orleans would be chock full of talented street performers. On this walk to lunch alone, I heard a really good saxophonist playing on the water front for tips and saw a painter by the French Market selling his amazing portraits of local scenes for cheap.

The line for the actual Market and Café du Monde were too long for us, so we continued a couple blocks in the opposite direction and found a small hole-in-the-wall bar with nobody in it. After scouring the menu, we decided it would work due to time constraints. What a find! We got seated in the sunny patio in back and basically had personal service with the cook and waitress, who obliged when asked if they would do interviews and sit and chat with us for a while. My friend Amy got a lot of good video for her documentary and we got everyone’s stories about moving to New Orleans, experiencing Hurricane Katrina, and their general feelings about the region (all very positive!). Not to mention the $3 basket of amazing, fresh, glazed sweet potato fries.

When we left after lunch (to the sight of a very intoxicated young blond woman dancing on the bar at 2 p.m.), we went back to the hotel to meet up for our first service projects. We had the options of helping fix up a house that needed a lot of work in a local neighborhood, or helping a woman whose house needed to be fortified with dirt to protect against the next hurricane. Unfortunately the latter, which I intended to do, was canceled due to a timing mix-up on their end. So half of our group went off to the house restoring project and my roommates and I decided to hang out in the hotel and prepare for the ghost tour we would be going on later.

I wish words could describe the general giddiness that had engulfed our group as the first day passed. Everyone absolutely loved the warm weather and the amazing city we’d landed in. People came back raving about the service project and the energy level was at an all-time high. I personally can’t remember the last time I was so excited about something – we were on cloud nine! Little did we know it would get even better! Around 7:00 p.m. (remember, we are two hours ahead of Pacific Standard Time), we were supposed to meet down at a local tavern to buy tickets and have drinks before the ghost tour. This was everyone’s first experience with the Hurricane. I don’t mean the 2005 disaster; we will get to some information about that later in the week. I mean the drink – all I know is it had some kind of fruit juice, ice, and 151 rum. It is a mix that both works and tastes delicious. Plus it was cheap! So when I strolled in around 7:30, everyone was already working on their second. Naturally, I had to catch up. Which I did, and fast. I ordered two, downed them by the time everyone had finished their second, and then the group got ready to roll to the ghost tour. Most of us grabbed a couple more Hurricanes for the road and set off. Immediately, Bryan and I got the attention of the tour guide who could just tell that we would be “trouble.” (“There’s always that one guy that is going to have to pee right away.” Proceeds to look at me, standing in the back of the group, drinking out of one straw of each drink simultaneously. Oops.)

I don’t remember much of what was actually said on the ghost tour, because I was busy snapping candid pictures of everyone. All I know is there were spilled drinks, obnoxious chatting by myself, scolding from the tour guide and public urination at some point (NOT by me this time, Mom!). One thing I do remember however, is stopping midway through the tour because pretty much everyone had to go to the bathroom. One girl was the first to go to the bathroom, and the last…small bladder syndrome? Anyway, our midway point ended up being the same place that we started at, so naturally we got another Hurricane to tide ourselves over. Five Hurricanes in just over an hour on partially empty stomachs is all that a few of us needed to forget the rest of the night.

What I’ve gathered through my friends’ stories, text messages and phone calls and pictures from that night, this is what ensued from about 10:00 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. Monday night:

Caroline and I with those dangerously delicious Grenades


- We bought Grenades, another standard Bourbon Street liquid delicacy (why are all the drinks named after something dangerous? Oh…that makes sense.). And they were absolutely delicious. AND had cool little plastic grenades in them that we could play with after – see Amy Hjelt’s video…

- We bar-hopped to almost every place imaginable and tore up the dance floors, stages, tops of bars…whatever we could get our dancing shoes on.

- I got kicked off a stage because apparently my drunk mind thought entering a booty-shaking contest with a bunch of random girls would be fun…I lost.

- A roommate who I won’t name (Bryan) got cuffed for being far too intoxicated, but was let go without a ticket because of more dire circumstances the cops had to attend to. One guy had a broken collarbone and another had severe alcohol poisoning.

- The same unnamed roommate was helped to an aid van, although he didn’t necessarily need the aid. He was just…imbibed (look it up!). Proof of this little escapade will follow in tomorrow’s blog.

- We met Will, a rapper/poet who spit some lines for us. Apparently I was best friends with him (“Man, I’m a creative writing major, so I can appreciate this!” as he’s doing his poetry for us).

- A group of us spent part of the night up on a balcony throwing beads and doing the typical New Orleans thing. You can imagine the craziness that ensued.

- Bryan called me around 2:00 a.m. to tell me he had gotten arrested, then proceeded to lose his phone to the madness of Bourbon Street. I feel honored to be the last phone call made on the old phone.

- The “group of 3” rule quickly dissipated, much to Charlie’s dismay (and rightly so). But luckily, like previously mentioned, the locals of New Orleans are extremely friendly and a random one walked me back to the hotel from wherever I had wandered off to. AND even more luckily, we all made it back just fine that night.

- Apparently I was too tired when I got back to the hotel to take my clothes off like a normal person, so I just ripped my pants off, belt still attached. That was an interesting discovery in the morning. Oh, and Bryan’s drunken attempt at finding my phone around 5 a.m. when got back to the hotel to call his own phone, which was still M.I.A. (If anyone’s wondering, he never found it. R.I.P. phone!)

Amy, Me, Lena, Cailee, Bryan, Amanda, Kylie, Caroline and WILL!


I left out a few details here and there for the sake of certain people’s privacy, but let’s just say that what I just described will not do justice to the amount of drinking, dancing, partying and general corruption we were involved with our first full night in New Orleans. The moral of the story of Monday is that New Orleans is absolutely crazy (none of this bars closing at 2:00 a.m. crap, or this no walking around with containers crap) and we were all having the time of our lives. Please see my pictures on Facebook for visuals on how insane this night was, and feel free to ask me about any of it, I’d love to share!

Tune in tomorrow for my first service project, a swamp tour, classy dinner cruise, and of course a little more madness! NOLA for life.

NOLA 2011: The Spring Break of a Lifetime – Day 1

For those of you who don’t know, I just spent my spring break in New Orleans, LA enjoying Bourbon Street and doing local service projects. I went with a group of 39 people from the WSU Center for Civic Engagement, most of whom I did not know entering the trip. We spent 5 days and 5 nights in the French Quarter and witnessed everything from the still-damaged Lower 9th Ward, to a St. Patrick’s Day Parade, to a beach in Mississippi, to the crazy nightlife on Bourbon Street.

If only this blog entry could do the trip justice…It was undoubtedly the best trip of my life, and I am already missing the people, parties, weather, food and general culture that we encountered down there. Honestly, if anyone has not gotten the chance to experience New Orleans yet, I highly recommend spending a few days down there. (Upcoming: New Orleans Jazz Fest – look it up!) Here is my recap of the trip:

Sunday, March 13, 2011:


Travel day! Needless to say, everyone is super excited at this point. We all break up into cars outside the CUB around 9 in the morning. I ride to the Spokane Airport with trip leader Charlie Snyder, and a fellow student, Reynisha. We got about 20 minutes outside of Pullman when Charlie suddenly pulls off to the shoulder and yells, “Oh, SHIT!” He had made a small oversight; forgetting the plane tickets! So, we sped back, grabbed the tickets, and laughed at the beginning of what turned out to be an indicator of the random, crazy, dysfunctional fun we were about to have.

Stephanie, Shayna and Cailee enjoying their drinks on the plane.


I got to know Charlie better and learned that he attended DVC (local community college from my hometown!), which was awesome! And when we finally got to the airport and got everything rolling, the real crazy fun began. We took the ride to Las Vegas, where we had a couple hours layover in the airport. Everyone got drinks and stretched our legs, including a small group of us “exploring” what the airport had to offer (okay, so we just rode the little tram back and forth…grand total travel time: 10 minutes!). Anyway, a few of us on the plane from Vegas to New Orleans decided to start the festivities early and ordered rum and cokes, or wine, or whatever else sounded good at the time. Remember that myth about how altitude affects drunkenness? I believe we proved it was true!

Welcome to New Orleans!


When we finally landed later that night in New Orleans, we met up with the Seattle group and took the shuttles to the Holiday Inn on the French Quarter. Bryan, Rafa and I checked in to room 1426 (where alllllll the magic began last week), claimed our beds, and hit the French Quarter for just a couple hours to check it out. We were immediately in love with the warm weather and kind people. Even the homeless people were nice. If you said you didn’t have any change, you got an arm around your shoulder, a “God Bless You,” and probably a short chat and a few laughs. To end the night, a group of us went to Daisy Duke’s, a local diner that had 24-hour service and delicious food that would become the staple of late-night dining.

Room 1426!


That’s it for Day 1. Please check out all the pictures I posted on Facebook, and feel free to ask me any questions (trust me, I would love to talk about this trip more)! Coming tomorrow: Monday, March 14, 2011 – the most…memorable…day of the trip.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Lance Armstrong Retires!

According to ESPN, the most decorated (and controversial...) cyclist in the history of sports has finally hung up the bike and announced his retirement. In honor of Lance Armstrong, here is my first ever Sportscolumn.com article and first ever published work (written at age 15, published in college English textbook at 16).

Check it out:

http://jamblin-man.blogspot.com/2010/09/2nd-article-i-ever-wrote-for.html

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

TV Show Review: Boardwalk Empire

Finally, a review not about a movie or book! HBO's show Boardwalk Empire recently wrapped up it's debut season. I haven't been this intrigued by a show's first season since Lie to Me. But one thing Boardwalk Empire has that Lie to Me never did was the ability to stray away from the mainstream production techniques and story lines. Set in the Prohibitionist era in Atlantic City, Boardwalk Empire does an incredible job with setting, characterization and dialogue to make the viewer feel as if he or she is watching a legitimate 80-year-old story play out on screen.

Steve Buscemi plays the lead role of Enoch "Nucky" Thompson, the city Treasurer who has his hands in every aspect of business on the boardwalk. He collects dues from everyone, and heads a few illegal alcohol-peddling operations. Even further, his brother Eli Thompson is the Sheriff and can take care of Nucky's dirty work, no questions asked.

Nucky's back story is complicated, and we still never get a great idea of what exactly transpired in his past, but we get a few subtle hints as the season progresses. We know for sure that he had a wife who died and that he raised his right-hand man Jimmy like a son. Boardwalk Empire plays tug-of-war with the viewers' hearts and hopscotch with out minds. For example, Nucky can be a ruthless, cutthroat businessman one minute, and a generous, caring donor the next. It's hard to get a clear read on who they want us to believe Nucky is: cold-hearted, back-stabbing politician, or sympathetic, overwhelmed good guy.

Jimmy Darmody is basically his go-to guy for errands and "hits." Through Jimmy we get a very interesting dynamic with him and his own wife and child, his history in war, and his ties to Chicago and New York-based mobs. Behind the camera though, Jimmy (Michael Pitt - Funny Games, The Dreamers, Dawson's Creek) puts on an absolutely incredible performance. As far as quality of acting, he is definitely my favorite character. He has the vengeful, smart, yet charming mobster role down to a tee.

Nucky's love interest is Margaret Schroeder (Kelly Macdonald - No Country for Old Men) in a breakout performance. She also does a great job in her role as the single, immigrant mother who grows up more than anyone throughout the course of the season. It gets to the point where Margaret even stands up to Nucky, something that is unheard of by a woman in the presence of a powerful man those days.

Other great performances are made by Paz de la Huerta (playing Lucy Danziger), Michael Shannon (Prohibition Agent Nelson van Alden), Michael Stuhlbarg (Arnold Rothstein), and Vincent Piazza (Lucky Luciano). And a standout job by a directing/writing team that includes Martin Scorcese, Mark Wahlberg, and Terence Winter gives Boardwalk Empire it's realistic feel.

It's difficult to blog about this show without just wanting to type for hours, or spoil the story's best plot points for you. But what I can tell you is there is a bold mix of politics, love, sex, alcohol, violence and scandal that flows together perfectly in the show's first season.

If you want a gangster drama with great writing and even better acting, definitely check out HBO's Boardwalk Empire. I promise this isn't a cop-out or anything; I really honestly can not write much more without either saying too much or spoiling everything. But PLEASE believe me, Boardwalk Empire is worth watching. Check out the pilot and I know you'll be hooked! Can't wait for Season 2! Overall Grade: A

I know this is probably illegal, and definitely immoral but...-looks over both shoulders-...go here if you want to stream episodes on your computer:
http://watch-series.com/episode/boardwalk_empire_s1_e1-59544.html

Monday, January 17, 2011

A slightly biased, completely justified analysis of Klay Thompson’s case for Player of the Year

This article comes about due to a recent piece I read on Yahoo! about BYU’s Jimmer Fredette being a “worthy candidate” for college basketball’s annual John R. Wooden (Player of the Year) award. I have no problems with that assertion and even support it. The main reason for my aversion to the article is my undying faithfulness to the Washington State University basketball team; especially Klay Thompson, and the limited amount of publicity he is getting for the award.

Don’t get me wrong, he is on the midseason list of 30 finalists and any coverage of Cougar basketball this season has been chock full of praise for the junior shooting guard (one announcer even raved, “Thompson might just be the best pure shooter in the nation.”). And yes, I am biased. I’m a senior at WSU and a huge fan of the basketball team. Waking up before dawn and camping out in the snow to be first in line for the games is a regular occurrence for me.

But, as the title suggests, making a strong case for Thompson is completely justified. Through 18 games, he is averaging 22.9 points per game; eighth best in the nation. Additionally, he is shooting 47.6% from the field, 85% from the line and 44.1% from three-point range. Throw in 5.2 rebounds, 4 assists, 1.8 steals and 1 block per game and you can really see why Thompson is essentially the only reason WSU is in contention for a tournament berth.

What I did is used a cool website called statsheet.com to pull up and compare Thompson’s stats to the five players I believe are the current frontrunners for the Wooden Award. So here goes a slightly biased, completely justified analysis of Thompson’s case for the award, as measured against Fredette, UConn’s Kemba Walker, Ohio State’s Jared Sullinger, Duke’s Nolan Smith and Baylor’s LaceDarius Dunn (all stats are per game averages and current as of January 15, 2011). I apologize for the quality of the chart.



Let’s start by looking at the records. In this aspect, Thompson actually is dead last. That being said, everyone else besides Fredette on this list plays at a school with big-time basketball reputations. Duke, Baylor, Ohio State and UConn are all annual powerhouses. They attract better athletes and have an easier time recruiting. Let me tell you, nobody wants to play in Pullman, Wash. It’s cold, it’s in the middle of nowhere and the closest major town is Spokane, over an hour away. And let me tell you, nobody wants to go to Spokane either. My point is that while everyone on this list is their team’s star and best player, Thompson and Fredette have the worst supporting casts. They aren’t bad, just not as stellar as the other four. Also, despite success of mid-major conferences like the MWC where Fredette plays, the overall quality of play does not compare to the Big Six conferences. Essentially I’m saying that Thompson at Washington State, playing in the Pac-10, has to constantly carry his team more often and against better competition than the other five. He does more with less, against better.

Points per game is, at the game’s core, the most important statistic to determine a player’s worth. After all, the goal of basketball is to score more points than the other team. So the more a single player can contribute to their team’s point total, the more important they are. In this category, Thompson ranks behind Fredette and Walker. The leader board for points per game is going to look different at the end of the season, but expect those three guys to still be in the top ten. It might sound strange, but to be the best player in college basketball means to have the best all-around game and be most valuable to your team; we can not solely rely on points per game to determine which of these six players is most deserving. For example, Sullinger ranks last in points per game, but he basically averages a double-double and plays stellar defense as a freshman in a competitive conference. Smith and Dunn have stepped up and carried their teams while averaging over 20 per game, yet they rank far behind Fredette and Walker.

Also, the clutch factor is something that can not be taken into consideration. Every player I am looking at is what I would call “clutch.” I have personally seen it with Thompson; the guy steps up and knocks down the big shot when the situation dictates it. More than a few times, everybody on this list has put their team on their back and willed it to a big victory. If I had to choose the most clutch player, I would have to take Walker, who always seems to hit a game-winning basket for UConn. But, like points per game, the clutch is very arbitrary among these guys; they all carry their teams, they are all stars and they are all clutch. Now, let’s move on to the stats that actually separate these players.

Before we get to this last section, I want to throw out a quick disclaimer. By no means through this article am I claiming that Thompson is the most deserving candidate to win the Wooden Award. In fact, if I absolutely had to make that decision today, I’d take Walker by a hair over Dunn and Fredette. It remains to be seen who will take home the trophy, but for now all I want to accomplish is to show people that a relatively underrated basketball team in the icy wheat fields of Eastern Washington has quietly produced one of the best ten players in the nation.

So, as you can see above, Thompson does a lot more than just score for WSU. He is sharing the ball well, getting his teammates involved, pulling down rebounds and playing stingy defense. He’s also been very consistent, scoring in double digits every game and pouring in almost half of his attempts from the field. Only Fredette has a better free-throw percentage and nobody is more reliable than Thompson from beyond the arc. I am most impressed by the massive lead Thompson has in blocks, especially over a center, Sullinger. His hustle defense is one underappreciated aspect of Thompson’s improved game.

This isn’t an actual mathematical, statistical formula for selecting who is better at what, but I’d like to think it’s a pretty accurate reading into how consistently a player’s non-scoring numbers compare. If you add up assists, rebounds, steals and blocks per game, Thompson sits at exactly 12.0, third out of the six. Smith is at 12.1 and Sullinger, due to the naturally large rebounding number that a center gets, leads the pack at 12.8. So, Thompson pours in almost 23 points per game, shoots the lights out from everywhere on the floor and averages 12 other plays per game in which he is either contributing to the scoring with an assist, gaining possession for the team with a rebound, or playing pesky defense with a block or steal. I just think that’s an interesting, abstract measure of how many big plays a player is a key to in any given game.

The fact that Thompson’s stats do line up to some of the most talented, most talked-about players in the nation demonstrates all I wanted to accomplish by writing this article. Klay Thompson deserves recognition. He deserves to be known among all college basketball fans. He deserves to be talked about in the company of Kemba Walker, Jimmer Fredette, LaceDarius Dunn, etc. Without being able to watch him play regularly, it’s understandable that he is not a household name yet. Even here in Pullman we often can’t watch the away games on TV. But, I do expect Thompson to keep playing well enough to continue gaining attention and would be shocked if he didn’t make the next cut for the Wooden Award candidate list.

Now, one could make the case that Derrick Williams of Arizona or Isaiah Thomas of Washington are actually better than Thompson in his own conference. Kyle Singler of Duke, E’Twaun Moore of Purdue and Jacob Pullen of Kansas State are just a few of the many players I could have mentioned in the same breath as the guys we just analyzed.

So, obviously there are plenty of worthy candidates, and only time will tell who is actually anointed the best player in the nation. I can only hope that Thompson continues to lead my Cougs to big wins, and continues to get recognition along the way. And to analysts, voters, pollsters, etc. everywhere: Don’t let WSU’s lesser reputation scare you away from lavishing some love on our star, one of the best college basketball players in America, Klay Thompson.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

2010 All-MLB Team

Greatest inventions of all time: the wheel, the camera, Velcro, In-N-Out Burger. Over the last couple years, we can add one more thing to that list; MLB Network. For baseball fans, it is the Mecca of analysis, highlights and coverage. As I sat watching the 2010 Year in Review show yesterday, trying not to throw the remote through the screen as they continually showed those filthy, rotten San Francisco Giants celebrating their World Series victory, I found myself curious as to how they compiled their “All-MLB team.”

First of all, they had to choose just nine position players, one designated hitter, one utility player, one starting pitcher, one reliever and one closer to round out the team. From both leagues combined. Still, they made some…curious choices. In what was such a memorable year for baseball, how do you limit yourself to that tiny roster? So even though it may be more blasphemous than bringing a nun to a strip club, I decided to say, “I can do it better.” I’ve allowed myself a 30-man roster, plus a “backup” starting rotation (give me a break, it was the Year of the Pitcher) in choosing my All-MLB team for 2010:

Catcher:
Starter – Buster Posey, SF
Backup – Joe Mauer, MIN

What better way for Posey to top off a season in which he won Rookie of the Year and a World Series ring? Of course, the next best honor; being a part of my All-MLB team! There were three legitimate candidates in my mind, and Posey, by virtue of winning the ring, edged out Mauer for the starting spot. Not only did he put up monster offensive numbers in just over half of a season, but he handled the best pitching staff in the league with finesse and professionalism. Apologies to Brian McCann (ATL)*

First Base:
Starter – Joey Votto, CIN
Backup – Albert Pujols, STL*

This was by far the most difficult category to choose. I ended up siding with the National League MVP, Votto. He had a crazy offensive season, was extremely clutch, and led the Reds to a long-awaited N.L. Central title. Something I think stands out even more is that according to Yahoo! blogs, he had yet to hit an infield pop fly almost at the season’s end. It’s rare to see a player making contact that good. And of course, the backup is Pujols, who had his typical Hall-of-Fame caliber season. Apologies to Miguel Cabrera, DET; Prince Fielder, MIL; Adrian Gonzalez, SD; Mark Teixeira, NYY

Second Base:
Starter – Robinson Cano, NYY*
Backup – Dan Uggla, FLA

Cano was an easy choice. He almost stole the American League MVP award from Josh Hamilton. Great defense, improved power, 200 hits for the second straight season…easy choice. Cano carried the Yankees at times when they were decimated by injury, poor play, whatever. I chose Uggla as the backup based on his power numbers, but it was tough to say no to these guys: apologies to Brandon Phillips, CIN and Rickie Weeks, MIL

Third Base:
Starter – Adrian Beltre, BOS*
Backup – Alex Rodriguez, NYY

Another tough category, as four of the five A.L. East teams had a legitimate candidate. Beltre had an insane season, his best since his contract year with the Dodgers. That being said, it’s his second great season…both in his contract year. We will see if this is another fluke, and if the Rangers (most likely) end up regretting giving him big money. But as for this year, Beltre led the way at the hot corner on both offense and defense. Apologies to Jose Bautista, TOR; Evan Longoria, TB; Michael Young, TEX; Casey McGehee, MIL; Ryan Zimmerman, WAS

Shortstop:
Starter – Troy Tulowitzki, COL*
Backup – Hanley Ramirez, FLA

Who cares if Tulo missed a bunch of time with a wrist injury? He hit fifteen home runs and drove in 40 runs…IN SEPTEMBER. The guy had possibly his most impressive offensive season even with the injury. And as usual, he was a wall at shortstop. He almost led the Rockies back from a huge deficit to win the N.L. West before a late slide killed those dreams. Either way, Tulo dominated opposing pitchers this year. And even in a down year, the backup Ramirez still put up crazy numbers. Apologies to Derek Jeter, NYY; Alexei Ramirez, CHW; Juan Uribe, SF

Outfield:
Starters – Josh Hamilton, TEX*; Carlos Gonzalez, COL*; Carl Crawford, TB
Backups – Matt Holliday, STL; Ichiro Suzuki, SEA*; Nelson Cruz, TEX

What a crop of outfielders this year. Hamilton won the A.L. MVP, Gonzalez exploded to almost outpace Votto and Pujols for the N.L. honor, and Crawford was his typical blend of power, speed, average and defense. Holliday put up huge numbers again, Ichiro reached 200 hits for the tenth straight season, and Cruz complemented the runner-up Rangers and Hamilton, dropping bombs and driving in runs like nobody’s business. Despite all six players having solid seasons, the starters were surprisingly easy to choose. Crawford and Hamilton were no-brainers in my opinion, and Gonzalez played his way in (why, oh WHY did the A’s trade him?). His walk-off home run, er, moon shot to complete the cycle this summer was just unbelievable. Apologies to Adam Dunn, WAS; Delmon Young, MIN; Austin Jackson, DET; Jason Heyward, ATL

Designated Hitter:
Starter – Vladimir Guerrero, TEX*
Backup – Vladimir Guerrero, TEX

No, that’s not a typo. I am going to toot my own horn here for a second; I chose Vlad in the 15th round of my fantasy draft with the uncanny knowledge that he would bounce back and have a monster year. But, is there any DH in the league last year that opposing pitchers wanted to face less than Vlad? The guy is still the most intimidating hitter in the league and still hits the ball from anywhere in the strike zone 500 feet. If the Rangers don’t shell out some money to re-sign him, they are absolutely crazy. Guerrero was just as instrumental to their postseason berth as Hamilton or Cruz last season. Apologies to pitchers anywhere and everywhere who Vlad steps in against.

Starting Pitcher:
Starting Rotation – Felix Hernandez, SEA; Cliff Lee, TEX/SEA; Jon Lester, BOS; David Price, TB; Roy Halladay, PHI*
Backup Rotation – CC Sabathia, NYY; Tim Lincecum, SF; Adam Wainwright, STL; Josh Johnson, FLA; Trevor Cahill, OAK

This was a fun one. There were so many amazing pitching seasons this year that I just had to take ten on my roster. In my starting rotation, I had to include the annually underrated, under-run-supported, A.L. Cy Young-winning Hernandez, the twice-unhittable (once-perfect) N.L. Cy Young-winning Halladay, and a few other A.L. studs. Lee and Price were easy choices and Lester bounced back from a horrible start to claim a spot on the first team. And if my backup rotation was made up of the ace of the Yankees, the ace of the World Champions, and three other guys who almost hit 20 wins, with ERA’s under 3.00? That’s just unfair. The hardest part of this was not being able to find a spot for any of these guys: apologies to Justin Verlander, DET; Carl Pavano, MIN; Ubaldo Jiminez, COL; Matt Cain, SF; Mat Latos, SD; Chris Carpenter, STL; Tim Hudson, ATL; Clay Buccholz, BOS

Relief Pitcher:
Set-up Man – Hong-Chih Kuo, LAD
Rest of the Best – Mike Adams, SD; Joaquin Benoit, TB*; Arthur Rhodes, CIN; Daniel Bard, BOS; Johnny Venters, ATL

Kuo came back from an elbow injury to have a ridiculous season setting up the porous Jonathan Broxton in Los Angeles. He ended the season taking over the closer’s role temporarily and still had a microscopic ERA. Adams and Benoit were set-up men for two of the most dominant closers this year, Bard is the heir to the closer’s throne in Boston, and Rhodes and Venters were un-hittable lefty specialists. A pen with these guys might guarantee victories after the starters hit the shower. Apologies to Scott Downs, TOR; Luke Gregerson, SD; Tyler Clippard, WAS

Closer:
Starter – Brian Wilson, SF*
Backup – Neftali Feliz, TEX

I hate to do it, but I had to give this spot to Wilson. I don’t think he’s the most consistent, and he certainly doesn’t do it without a scare, but he still had a sub-2.00 ERA, had almost 50 saves, and was untouchable in the postseason. I hate the antics, I hate that he’s on the Giants, but I need a stopper on my team, and based on 2010, Wilson is the guy. Feliz was just as good, he just didn’t record quite as many saves. The kid is young though, give him time! Apologies to Heath Bell, SD; Joakim Soria, KC; Rafael Soriano, TB; Billy Wagner, ATL; Mariano Rivera, NYY

*denotes MLB Network’s pick